Deadwood
1. YES!!! YEEEEEES!!! A WEEKLY DOSE OF BRAD DOURIF!!! XD
2. Me trying to make my non-art-appreciating folks watch Deadwood episode 1 (COUGHmore douriphiles for the worldCOUGH) :
MUM: God this is a boring show! NOTHING has happened so far!
YOZE: It's called Introduction Of The 40000 Identical-Looking And Well-Written Characters, dammit! Comes before the Conflict Buildup! SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR SUMMAT TO HAPPEN OR I [AND MY SECRET LOVE DOC COCHRAN] SHALL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR GREASY VCR!!!
MUM: Noooooo! Don't leave! I hate this show... but don't leave!
YOZE: You're being rational... :O
BRAD DOURIF: *is brain-piercin' belly-squeezin' pig-oglin' heroically gun-slingin' love*
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: Oh feck, I forgot he can't stay awake in front of a telly for more than 10 minutes! You sure you wanna stay and watch?
DAD: I won't fall asleep again.
PIGS: Yay! Manflesh!
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: Dad, please go to bed or something as we all know you'll only fall asleep again here.
DAD: No, don't worry... I wasn't sleeping...
MUM: So, Yoze, whom on this show is it that you're in love with?
YOZE: Er... um... uh... None of your fecking business! What makes you think I'm obsessed with anyone on this show, ehehe?!
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: WAKE THE FECK UP AND GET OUT SO WE CAN ENJOY THE SHOW IN PEACE!!!
DAD: WHAT ARE YOU, HYSTERICAL?!?!?!
TAPE: *pop* Take me away from all this, Yoze! Sniff!
YOZE & TAPE: *ride off into rohan sunset*
MUM: Nooo... Why are you leaving? I don't mind watching at all!
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At least she would "never" have figured out that Brad was my Deadwood love... :D Unless she's stared too much at my beautiful 30000 image screensaver. :O
2. Me trying to make my non-art-appreciating folks watch Deadwood episode 1 (COUGHmore douriphiles for the worldCOUGH) :
MUM: God this is a boring show! NOTHING has happened so far!
YOZE: It's called Introduction Of The 40000 Identical-Looking And Well-Written Characters, dammit! Comes before the Conflict Buildup! SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR SUMMAT TO HAPPEN OR I [AND MY SECRET LOVE DOC COCHRAN] SHALL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR GREASY VCR!!!
MUM: Noooooo! Don't leave! I hate this show... but don't leave!
YOZE: You're being rational... :O
BRAD DOURIF: *is brain-piercin' belly-squeezin' pig-oglin' heroically gun-slingin' love*
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: Oh feck, I forgot he can't stay awake in front of a telly for more than 10 minutes! You sure you wanna stay and watch?
DAD: I won't fall asleep again.
PIGS: Yay! Manflesh!
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: Dad, please go to bed or something as we all know you'll only fall asleep again here.
DAD: No, don't worry... I wasn't sleeping...
MUM: So, Yoze, whom on this show is it that you're in love with?
YOZE: Er... um... uh... None of your fecking business! What makes you think I'm obsessed with anyone on this show, ehehe?!
DAD: SNORE!!!
YOZE: WAKE THE FECK UP AND GET OUT SO WE CAN ENJOY THE SHOW IN PEACE!!!
DAD: WHAT ARE YOU, HYSTERICAL?!?!?!
TAPE: *pop* Take me away from all this, Yoze! Sniff!
YOZE & TAPE: *ride off into rohan sunset*
MUM: Nooo... Why are you leaving? I don't mind watching at all!
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At least she would "never" have figured out that Brad was my Deadwood love... :D Unless she's stared too much at my beautiful 30000 image screensaver. :O
Labels: brad dourif
posted by Ratexla Kettleburn aka Yoze | 19:15
6 Comments:
Squee!!! Your dad sounds oddly familiar!! Especially the snoring part!
Luckily my mum isn't that perceptive like yours. She only knows about AR-obsession and that's bad enough!
When watching StLM lately her contribution was: "Oh my, he's become old!" *eye roll*
Ah well, she's just learned from experience... I almost only care to watch stuff that contains my heartthrobs :D
Btw, arrrrgh!! :p
what i woulnt trade for your writing skills! some girls have all the talent *sulks* ooo and nice pic of looks for the blogg too :)
awww thank u but... hey, whattabout your poetry, dude? :D
*pets tolkienish-snapish blog layout*
My poetry? hehe well it aint all that M whoops my as in that department.. i'll just have to stick with drawing :)
Snape sez he won't spank you for sticking to both :D
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