0 oppression-containing universes and 1 ocean of meme soup, plzthnx.

Ah, there you are. About time. Now, your job is to leave comments (but if you know me I shan't brutally force you, that's just AWKWARD), to report broken links, to keep the matches hidden and to swab.

My Photo
Name:
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden

Gawdäämn rubbertreehugger

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Craig, Elijah, Richard & Ray in town!

Right... The ole con report... I would have written it sooner, NORMALLY... March 2006 wasn't normal though! :B

But Elijah Wood, Craig Parker, Richard Kiel and Ray Park came to town on March 4-5! Pix linked to Monkeys, click Celebrity collection (after you have clicked any of the two colourful buttons in the top right corner, that is...), photos 61-71.

On March 4 I got up too early, cleansed my armpits, teeth and tongue, and went to stand in line for 1 h before the con opened up. Only lost my toes. Wish they would throw this party in the SUMMER! Same thing goes for the film festival! COUGH!!! *pneumonia, really*

Anyway, the line in front of me was 40-50 m, and it grew quickly behind me so the toes were a fair deal.

The raging mass of flesh welled into the con centre and grabbed tix to meet Elijah. Whose plane had just landed, we heard. I would have to be a nerve wreck for a few more hours, and decided to warm up with... to... Craig Parker in the meantime and get THAT over and done with.

I had certainly... noticed Craig in the Ring movies. The week before the con I remembered to actually do some RESEARCH to see if he had any major skeletons in his closet, but I found none at the IMDB boards. :) His reputation was blinding.

(Negative bahstahd Yoze: "GREAT, so if he doesn't DEVOUR me I'll know it to be MY fault.")

Shivering (from the cold outside... aye...) I entered the Craig queue area, injected a hefty syringe of Nerdiness and asked the nerd in front of me if he could shoot Craig and me... with my camera. The nerd said he would be happy to oblige and proceeded to speak of every other con in Sweden, ever, which I think he had attended. :)

I chose a photo to be signed - they had one where he looked SOOOOOOOOOO pwetty but I thought it would seem nerd-cooler to pick one of Haldir shooting orcs, so I did...

Fellow Nerd and his buddy were done talking to Craig, and I was still hiding behind them, when Craig spotted the Canadian iron-on patch on my coat and screamed: "You're from Canada?"
Yoze: "Er... no, sadly... hehe..."

He beckoned me to squeeze past the other nerds and not be shy, and asked how I was. Handshake! Mmmm, I like it when THEY remember to extend their hands... *COUGH* Craig asked for my name. "Josefine, with an F." Then he grabbed his silver pen and test-wrote it on a spare bit of paper nearby. Awww. :B And got it right, too, after automatically starting to spell it with a "PH". That is how exotic I get. :p

He went on to sign the Haldir photo most beautifully:

Dear Josefine, [YEAH RIGHT!!!]
lovely to meet you, [YEAH RIGHT!!!]
Craig Parker [Well, you know, I still don't see the resemblance between him and Haldir, but I'll believe it then :D ]

He picked up the photo and blew lightly all over the silver ink to dry it. :) I grin-asked if I could have my picture taken with him, which was easily done as he sat ON the table all day, instead of behind it like normal con celebs. I handed my camera to Fellow Nerd, helped him kick the display into life and slithered around Craig's neck. Craig leaned his head against mine... first... :) The photo, as usual, miraculously turned out nice... by which I mean clear... not featuring-an-eye-soothing-woman... And I BLOODY REMEMBERED to tell him...

"YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE ELF GUY!"

...for which he thanked me, and I took a few snapshots as he greeted the next nerd. I split by fuzz-cloud. :D Of course, that was kind of expected after my fruitless closet-skeleton-research.

Elijah still seemed to be on his way from the airport so I got a ticket for Richard Kiel and got his siggy... and a pic with him... by a nerd... and took my own pics... Squee! I saw him grab-crush a few people's skulls with his hands but maybe that was just the guys or summat. :/ Anyway, I can't say I'm a James Bond fan, but Jaws is da BEST James Bond character! :B He and... his little miss blond-braids.

*ponders* Who else is there to enjoy in James Bond?

James - slime
James's women - are forced to sleep with James outta gratitude
James's enemies - I haven't really sat through a lot of James Bond movies, but there should be a bunch baddies for me in there. Jaws is excellent though. :)

A while later, there was much squealing and flesh-pressing around a certain corner of the con. The arrangers got sweaty trying to make the crowd "BACK OFF, MAKE ROOM FOR THE TICKET-HOLDERS, OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE, BACK AWAY FROM THE ROPES GODDAMMIT, SNIFFLE!!!"

When it was my turn (after Elijah had signed about 10% of the siggies he were to sign that day) I, ehehehehe, ALSO REMEMBERED to pick out one siggy-photo for me and one for my net buddy, who tragically could not be with us on this day. (That sounds like I was going to put the siggy in her coffin. *cries*) Then I approached Elijah

*GASP*

and one of his people told me to have everything ready, that there was to be no posing (flashback to london... tragedy... oh well) and that I might take my own photos afterwards.

*GULP*

A nerd... scuttered off... and before me sat ELIJAH! +O Smiling, I'm pretty sure. I took a couple of steps forward. Actually. One or two of us remembered to shake hands! :D

Elijah: "Hi, how are you?"
Yoze, brain happily on holiday: "How are YOOOOOOU?! :D"

He signed my buddy's photo while I told him: "She's my friend who couldn't be here, she would LOVE to meet you though..."
Elijah: "Aww..."

Or something like it... Then he signed my photo. My holidaying brain had not noticed that the name-note-writer had spelled my name without an E at the end, so I quickly pointed that out to Elijah, who kindly fixed me an E between the N and the punctuation sign. :) That was a narrow escape, eh? Think how RUINED my LIFE would have been if I had only MET ELIJAH without having him SPELL MY NAME WITH A SILENT E! Er... Then I said "Thanks for coming" before I fled. Forgot to tell him... "YOU'RE ALWAYS INTERESTING!" ...which would make one look a LITTLE less like a "Hello-what-do-you-mean-you-have-been-in-other-movies-than-LOTR" kind of fan. :p

I fled 2 whole m and kneeled next to a few other cam-slingers. And MISSED the moment when Elijah looked at the creature beside me because it yelled at him to look our way. But I did get an un-blurry pic of Elijah looking up, looking funny... :9 Eyes visible... Wow... In the meantime he chatted with some more normal fans, whom he told this was his first time in Sweden. Then I got up, mutter-gasped "Thanks, Elijah!" and fled even farther, to the other side of the screen behind him, where a pile of swooning fans, waving siggies, had accumulated.

I could have gone home now, but what if miracles started to occur at cons once the crowds thinned out? I sat down in a quiet corner and avoided the schoolbook for a while by texting the Elijah fan.

Behind a nearby screen was Ray Park from Star wars, I knew. I peeked around the screen and took a few dark, far-away pics, although I was already pondering the option of actually... gasp... WALKING UP TO HIM! Moments later I spotted Elijah leaving his corner for a break, posing with a couple of fans in the process. :)

Before he returned, the queue for Elijah opened up - no more tix, which I hoped meant that posing or something would now be allowed. I got back in there... found no nerd... was herded past Elijah... I got another pic, but one I could have done without. :p Ah well.

All my senses had been violently baked all day, so I was now tired-insane enough to slip back into Craig's queue - which had been opened way back - with my cunning plan. My fellow Craig-stalkers yelled at Elijah, who was close, to look up and smile for their cam. I was unprepared, but got a pic of him doodling a silver bunny on the black table cloth. :)

Second Craig meeting. I said hi, told him we met before, got another handshake :D and asked if I could just take a picture of him. Craig kindly consented, and posed for LITTLE OLE ME! XD He also told me "Take care." Awww.

Instantly addicted to having great big movie stars pose for LITTLE OLE ME, I figured I should ask Ray Park too. Waited a few seconds behind a nerd. Then I shook his hand, thanked him for coming and asked for a picture... Yay... He too said "Take care." :)

At least one remembers his Star Wars face...!

I and a row of other nerds saw Elijah leave for the day. Standing in front of the wall, he let us photograph him... and photographed us! I'm not sure he caught me though. :B

Nerd on her way out: "The king has left the building."

Shopping Item Yoze Could Not Resist: A white towel - too big for hands, too small for bodies - that said "Don't Panic!" *slaps you*

Labels: , ,

Friday, January 27, 2006

Fluffy green leftovers

Sorry I have not blogged for two months...! Ehehehe. At first I did not feel I had the time and then I was too tense about the upcoming exam and then I did not want to get sucked into cyberspace for eternity. Originally I had 600 topics piled up, I have now forgotten half of them and cannot be arsed to treat many of the rest. So they will not even join the digital disaster.

OK, I got some good Alan shite for Xmas:

  • Rasputin on DVD! OMG! I had been looking for it for two years... Nice movie! :B Ohhhhhhhh, Alan, I'm in heaven and it's hotter than HELL!
  • The Essential Shakespeare Live. 11 minutes of Alan in As you like it... exactly 20 years ago, minus 3 days! *nostalgic* Not that I saw the play. X'C

Two conversations out of my class, which, as usual, sounded much better IRL - December 2005, conservation seminar flying free as a passenger pigeon (also preferable IRL, but extinct):

E: We must teach the kids to recycle, step by tiny step!
B: We have to INFILTRATE them!
E: That's why we should all become Kindergarten teachers...
M: Rilly, I wasn't going to have kids in this shite world, but then my friend said *I* should have them and not just some moron! *I* should spread my environmentalist habits!
T: Wow, your friend has a good grasp of evolutionary theory.
M: The weird thing is, he's like this total HUMANIST!
Z: OMG!
E: We could adopt kids to pass on our habits.
M: Adopt the morons' kids.
E: Is there an age limit? Cuz if not, you can adopt the morons.
Class: *starts talking about crazy swede who adopted 40-yo indian*
--------------------------------------------
M: I can buy up carbon dioxide emission quotas? Where?! :D
Z: *COUGH* http://www.snf.se/ *COUGH*
M: And THEN, 40 years from now, when their value has gone WAY up, and I'm on my deathbed and childless, I can sell them for much more! 'Course... I won't be able to do anything with my profit... Yes! I can buy heroin for it all! Btw, seriously, if I ever get cancer I'll start doing heroin, it's supposed to be SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet! Though it would be tough if the cancer turned out to be some benign kinda skin cancer that could just be SCRAPED OFF!!! ROTF!!!

Note: Sadly, there will be little 2045 heroin for this bloke. I purchased an emission quota and they last only two years. :/ That is still nice I guess. (I gave it to my dad for Xmas, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)

But the idea of deathbed heroin is nice! I had heard it before. I was kind of going to... Mmmm, heroin... (Or Nick/Alan/Joaquin/Brad could just pop in...) But that was of course before I realised I wanted to burn all my leftover $$ on rainforest and stuff! Here's what I will do - I shall steal a kid's heroin. Saving the kid, saving more rainforest, enjoying my deathbed. Weeeee, win-win-win.

Unless, of course, the deforestation continues at the present rate, in which case it will all be gone in, what, 40 years??? and I will have to find out the second best alternative. SIGH, I HOPE GOOGLE WILL KNOW IT!!! Heck, anyway, it could happen way before then, if the forests collapse at certain critical sizes. X'C

I am reading the inspiring-depressing-nerve-wracking The future of life by Edward O. Wilson at the mo. OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD!!! READ IT!!!

*represses a few dark misanthropic forbidden thoughts which might get me thrown off blogger and that would be a drag would it not*

Not counting all the nerdy, subjective ethical reasons, saving this shite would be easy *COUGH*reasoneducationcondomsveggiesandstuff*COUGH*, necessary and profitable for us, anyway. The question is... WILL THEY FIND OUT IN TIME?!

Goddamn, I'm angry, as my platitude-squirting bro would say. Having feelings sure sucks.

I'm a bad environmentalist too. According to my own ethics or whatever, I should kill myself, but... here I am... waiting for... um... Harry Potter 7! Yup! I will try to buy up my own eco-footprint in the meantime! :p At least! Cheaper for vegs. And third-worlders. On average.
Speaking of death, today I almost had a heart attack because...

GAG...

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

PANT PANT PANT...

GASP...

Elijah Wood is going to be at the scifi con in March!
Now...

  • Elijah is not my favourite actor of all time
  • Brad is my favourite LOTR actor
  • Sean Astin cancelled last minute last year, so I'm not getting any silly hopes up
  • 50 000 000 people will camp outside the con because of Elijah
  • I will lose studying time
  • I will lose money
  • I will lose my dignity
  • I will lose my dignity again as I move on to the next celeb
  • I will perhaps lose my dignity a third time
  • I'm a Pothead, you know
Sure Elijah is among my favourites, and I was quite sweet on him 4 years ago, but half the heart attack was, I'd say, from surprise! :D I would not have thought OUR little con would get such a GIANT so SOON! I think I saw him on the guest list of Collectormania in the UK and said to my buddy "Look, at least Elijah visits cons, and in Europe too, what if he comes to Sweden" but I didn't believe he would! YAY!!!
Oh, and Gawd, if he cancels, replace him with NICK or BRAD plzthanx.

The Gothenburg Film Festival starts today. I haven't gone there since 2001, but now I'm seeing one Brad movie (The Wild Blue Yonder), one Thewlis movie (All the invisible children) and one horse movie (Zaïna, rider of the Atlas). :) THE Joaquin movie was sold out. Oh, it will run in such a nice cinema... :p Well, I was just trying to decide whether I should see an Elijah movie too, I guess I will now... Research and all, ya know... damdidamdidam... It looks funny and the festival tix are kinda cheap and what if I can never find it later in life...

FUNNY, I forgot to mention the exam. "He is evil" echoed through the corridors the next day. The exams have not yet been returned. I suppose they are working their way through mine - a mess of gut feeling and stress. Rhyme. They must either be in therapy or trying not to die from laughter. X'C

I've also quit da horseriding for the time being. Pretty good place, but I am sated at present, fecking climate, OMG other people, walking is exercise too, and the money could be better spent. Hehe... I used to mentally convert all money into DVD's, now it's London and... its opposite. :B

Labels: , , , , , , , ,

Free Blog CounterBosch